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Weird things used as bookmarks, part 437

This is something librarians tend to discuss when we get together: what's the weirdest thing you've ever found used as a bookmark? The slice of bacon usually tops the conversation, but today, in a Wilbur Smith novel (hmmm...), I found the instructions for a Trojan Vibrating Ring.

*goes to wash hands again*

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gayeld
Apr. 12th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
*blink* * blink*
I just . . . I just don't know what to do with that. Except maybe to offer you some hand sanitizer.




Edited at 2008-04-12 12:09 am (UTC)
jenni411
Apr. 13th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
Re: *blink* * blink*
Oh, I've got some already, believe me!
gayeld
Apr. 13th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC)
Re: *blink* * blink*
Something tells me you could use more. I lot more.

BTW, I told mom about this and she threatened to wash *your* mouth out with soap. *shrug*
jenni411
Apr. 13th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
Re: *blink* * blink*
ME?!?!?! What'd *I* do!?!?!?
gayeld
Apr. 13th, 2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
Re: *blink* * blink*
She's a mother, who knows how her mind works. But I think you weren't supposed to mention it.

Like there's any fun in that.

You should see what she's wants to wash of mine when I mention that I write slash.
jenni411
Apr. 13th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
Re: *blink* * blink*
Your mother knows what slash *is?*

I'm impressed.
gayeld
Apr. 14th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
Re: *blink* * blink*
Only because I told her. And there was a lot of "fingers-in-the-ears-"I can't hear you" at the time.
katatomic
Apr. 12th, 2008 07:55 am (UTC)
Could have been worse: could have been the used Trojan vibrating ring itself.
jenni411
Apr. 13th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
Don't think I don't know that!
mitchy
Apr. 12th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
*blinks* And they say being a librarian isn't hazardous to your health o_0
jenni411
Apr. 13th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC)
Eh, what do they know? :-P
annuala
Apr. 12th, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)
Damn... I've been trying to figure out what sort of bookmark to give my suddenly-a-reader brother... ;-)
jenni411
Apr. 13th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC)
Bahahahaha!!
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