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"I'm sorry, the computers are down today"

What my patrons said, & what I wish I *could've* said:

Patron: Oh, shit!
Me: You kiss your kids with that mouth?

Patron: When will they be back up?
Me: Hang on, lemme get the crystal ball...

Patron: All of them?
Me: No, one's working. But you have to guess which one.

Patron: "Down? What does that mean?"
Me: They've been a bit depressed lately, but I just gave 'em a Xanax & they should perk *right up again* any minute now!


*headdesks*

And my DSL here at home seems rather cranky. I think it knows I've been trying to download the Bones ep I missed last night.

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